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Cenk Uygur started a lot of controversy when he posted the above picture to his Facebook page with the caption “Dude like seriously you’re a little be-otch and I can totally take you on” Many viewers of the show were not surprised by this post because, as one viewer says, “He seems like a very angry person, and he probably needs therapy.” Other viewers, though, said that “it was very amazing, how he got his face to look like that.” But one very new viewer was very surprised to see this picture appearing, “I usually agree with Cenk, but in this case he has just gone too far. I am nauseated by this post and I hope he feels all the prosecution that one should in this situation.”
Cenk posted this picture in response to Mitt Romney’s picture of him giving the middle finger to a picture of Cenk stuck to a dart board.
This is a little late and I feel bad for not finding out or posting sooner but on March 25th Edd Gould animator of the popular “Eddsworld” died after a 6year long battle with cancer. He was only 23. He was an inspiration to thousands of animators and a loved comedian by thousands more. He has…
(Source: youtube.com)
Hasbro has announced that it will be joining forces with the creators of “Game of Thrones” to create “Game of Ponies”. This new series will mix the companies current shows into one creating “the ultimate experience”, says Hasbro CEO. Some fans are skeptical of this merge, though, saying that “it’s a F—-ing moronic decision and who ever made it needs to be shot”. One fan of “Game of Thrones” even went as far as to go back in time, start a comic strip, create fake and useless comics for a few years, until finally today (when the merge was announced) created a very compelling comic explaining their dislike over the merge. In my opinion this is a great move by both companies as it will force many of the anti-bronies to see the magic of friendship and cure their souls of a cold-stone heart.
So I was trying to watch Sherlock with Hannah, and I eventually got fed up with hearing this fruit singing Brittany Spears at 10:30 at night. So I got up, and wrote a letter telling him how he should shut the fuck up while I’m trying to watch Sherlock and that he sounds like a goose anyway. Put my Tumblr address at the bottom, then I went and left it in his mailbox ;)
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(Source: joelsdick)
Please everyone listen! This is very important to the well being of your internet use. If this bill in the United States gets passed (known as the Stop Online Piracy Act or SOPA for short) will get passed in Canada too. This will limit our internet use and shut down a lot of websites such as Google, Facebook, and YouTube. If you do not want this to happen and you are American then send your local congressman/congresswoman a letter explaining why you think this should not be happening.
This bill has the potential to be used by politicians to shut down another campaign ad or a company to shut out the competition. This SOPA can and WILL be ABUSED. Help stop it! Show your opposition to the bill by spreading the word!
This is a message warning you about the S.O.P.A. bill being passed in the United States. This bill (like a law) will shut down sites such as Facebook, Google, 4chan, YouTube, etc. and will make it more difficult to navigate the web. The Stop Online Pirating Act is a bill that allows companies to shutdown and SUE ANY site within the USA and at the same time allows the USA Government to force American internet providers to block those sites. Not only will this slow the internet but it will damage the DNS and make online interactions dangerous.
Also in addition a similar bill may be passed in Canada. Again in addition if this bill is passed in the USA other countries might follow in their lead and utterly destroy the internet forever. This will affect our rights as it will hinder Free Speech, opinions, etc. and it will also leave way for politicians to abuse this act to silence their opponents.
Large internet based companies such as Google have been planning for a media blackout that will occur sometime BEFORE Jan. 24. This blackout will be all these companies (as mentioned) shutting down their internet services (websites) for the WHOLE day. This will cause for stock drops, money loss and possibly the world could go into peril. They plan to do this black out in hopes that the main stream media (TV and such) will pay more attention to what is happening. To show that you are against this form of Internet Censorship like and share this post. Also write to your local, provincial and national governments protesting this bill. Do what you can to show your distaste for this intolerable death sentence. Please, as an avid YouTube user and Film Maker I ask for your support against the S.O.P.A bill and to stop any harm from coming upon our usage of the internet. Remember that even though SOPA is in the USA it WILL affect us in Canada. A similar bill WILL be passed in Canada if this is passed. PROTEST! -Joshua Bowers (Come at me government)"
Do you like the admins on Wikipedia?
| Man: | No |
| Interviewer: | Why? |
| Man: | [Comment deleted for being biased] |
| Interviewer: | .... |
In the latest episode of “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” Pinkie Pie is challenged with babysitting the newest additions to PonyVille (Pound Cake & Pumpkin Cake). During her time babysitting Twilight Sparkle offers to help and after some chat soon gets a door slammed in her face. Now according to my sources the door hit Twilight Sparkle in the face, causing her death.
Twilight Sparkle is dead.
(From: Keith Gregorio, USA)
Answer:
I have no human memories as I am a pony.
